October 9, 2009

HOT DOG KING


Heaven on a bun.



The Seven Commandments of Fulton Hot Dog Kong

1) One should always order the “Sausage with Everything”. Nothing else please.
2) One should always order a second (or third) “Sausage with Everything”.
3) However, #2 applies only AFTER you finish your first. That way the freshness of the hot sausage is not compromised.
4) Speaking of the freshness, NEVER order the hot sausage to go. The way they wrap it up causes the hot sausage to be soggy. This may possibly be Hot Dog King’s greatest fault amongst their countless delicious benefits.
5) Do not eat like a slowpoke. I mean, I know the hot sausage is so good that you want to savor it, but if you eat slowly, then you will lag behind and cause others to wait when they finish (especially if you plan on getting two sausages). Allow others to use the stands!
6) Don’t eat like a weakling either. That means you should be holding and properly positioning the hot sausage so that you may eat without causing a mess. There are a lot of toppings on your hot sausage and it will reduce the mouthwatering experience if you drop them onto the plate.
7) But even then, you should ALWAYS FINISH EVERYTHING. There should be no onions, sauerkraut, or whatever left on your plate or you are technically not finished. Do not waste the precious essence of the hot sausage!


Fulton Hot Dog King is located on 472 FULTON STREET, BROOKLYN.


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